I got the idea for the following dessert from Dooce and tweaked it a little. Rather than making the Oh My God Our Plumbing’s Fucked Cookie, I went for the Holy Shit I’ve Graduated and I’m Unemployed Cookie.
Yeah, reality’s hitting me in the butt right about now.
So, Friday night, as I was contemplating going out with friends before I realized, oh yeah, I HAVE NO MONEY, I made this instead.
Step One: Bake cookies. If you’re ambitious you’ll do this from scratch. If you’re me, you’ll get some of the refrigerated dough where you can break off and bake as many cookies as you like.

Step 2: Find and locate Chocolate Peanut Butter. Yes. It’s peanut butter and chocolate and it’s all mixed together for you! It’s the height of laziness.
It tastes really good, too.

Step 3: Find caramel sauce. Wonder how long caramel has been in the refrigerator. Ah well. Caramel sauce doesn’t go bad, right? RIGHT?

Step 4: Spread cookie with chocolate peanut butter. And maybe take a spoonful for yourself too. It’s that good.

Step Five: Drizzle caramel on top. Try to prevent caramel from dripping over already disasterous kitchen. Fail miserably.

Step Six: Top with second cookie.

For those of you who keep ice cream or whipped cream in the house, that would make an excellen topping for this. My can of soy whip was looking awfully sketchy, though, so I settled for this instead.
Step Seven: Lie on couch, groaning about how that was entirely too rich and you shouldn’t have eaten it. Then get up and make another.